your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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