My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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