when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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