But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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