i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He did a backflip because drugs
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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