i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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