You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
