Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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