I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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