I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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