So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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