You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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