we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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