Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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