: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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