i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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