That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Damn victory sex feels great
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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