is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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