I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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