Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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