He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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