ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
