We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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