You're my little dorito
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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