is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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