I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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