You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Randomize
