3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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