Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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