what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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