He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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