How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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