Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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