I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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