Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
