Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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