I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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