So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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