Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the day after is always just damage control
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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