The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My friends, they love my intelligence
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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