so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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