thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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