I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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