That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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