it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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