but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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