Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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