Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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