Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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