Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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