btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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